Leo: and on a side note i hate lauryn hill
me: she hates you too
Leo: well good shes a rasicist bitch
u every get those pie charts done…i told my boss i would have them today!
i have to do my own shit
me: you can resize them douche
Leo: wtf man
me: you are making more work for yourself
Leo: im gunna get fired
me: stop being a bitch
ur to easy
me: you know you can resize them right
ur too gay
Leo: to like live or die or like a live show?
Leo: one day u should just bring some fire crackers with u to work and throw one out of ur cube from time to time..u know to keep people on there toes
me: or be like you and have a fog horn
people would be like…. where is that coming from?
Leo: that was pretty funny
me: that shit hurts
Leo: ima fucking genius whos scared of the ladies
lets go on the cougar cruise and get some hot older bitches
me: im down
seriously like you said, we got nothign to lose
what are they gona do laught at us, call us gay…. say no..
who cares, i’m over it
Leo: but its like going on stage live all of sudden its right in front of me and im running around (mind u nothings happend yet) like o my god what am i gunna do…i know get it to go so i have absolutely no shot, genius!
me: you get ahead of yourself
Leo: maybe i should just pull out my penis
me: helicopter usually works
i do get ahead of my self..its like i talk to a bitch for a minute and i already wanna fuck
no wonder girls always tell me i look lio just wants to fuckke the guy wh
u ever get that feeling that u’ve blacked out sometime and fucked girls
and the next time u see them u dont remeber them and they r like fuck u
i think thaats me
stickin my dick in girls ears
Leo: yea now ur gunna have to settle for hicks and adopt a baby from haiti
me: i do.
Leo: hey jon
Leo: hey jon
Leo: guess what
Leo: hey penis wrinkle
yea im taalkin to u u buttfaced queef smellin mutha fucker
what u gonna do bitch
yea thats what i thought goat dick sucking taint
hey penis ears im gunna kick ur ass!
and then buy u a dog and let u get close to it and then kill it
awww is the wittle baby scared of the man whos gunna buy him a hamster let him get close to it then rape it
u prolly wanna decorate ur room with tinler bell shit u harry potter lovin fag
its no fun u knnow when u dont react or say anything
but i know ur kinda getting pissed so its still kinda funny
i WILL start texting u!
me: you are so gay!
i’m going to kill both of your dogs, just to send a message!
Leo: send a message to who..u’d b doin me a favor
me: thats fucked up
and no u wouldnt kill them u dont have it in u
i was a pretty nice rant i went on though im good
why dont u find a job up here?
i need a roomate
move down here
so much better
Leo: find me a job
and im there
me: i would like to my friend
working on my pops still
when i have time
me: you should come down here this weekend
Leo: u should come up here
party at my casa now that momma bear has moved out
me: im comin up there next weekend
Leo: fo what?
me: fa fun
Leo: do it ths weekend insteads
my car is fuckey
i need to get it fixed this weekend
Leo: get it fixed this week
come up weekend
me: next weekend
i say irack sir
Leo: wht possesion means the most to u/
me: my car/drumset/surfboards
Leo: aight besides those franken dick
me: my penis
Leo: and u suck at surfing im the shit ill teach u one day
one day you might learn
Leo: ur penis is an epic fail…try again
me: my penis is a monument
Leo: to all the tiny penises out there
me: my dick is far from tiny, but i’ll let you think what you want
since you like to think about my dick
just like in life
me: i do fail
Leo: ur like fucking eyore sometimes
me: you’re like fucking kermit the frog sometimes
Leo: that’s cool
me: not really
hes annoying and kinda gay
Leo: u get real mad sometimes
Leo: its cool though
me: you just think i get mad
and i think that is funny
Leo: mad or annoyed one of the two
me: most the time you really can’t phase me anymore
i know you well by know
Leo: annoyed about how awesome i am
me: you do like to push buttons,, but i brush it off
Leo: oh know if i want to i can push some real buttons
but i like u so i don’t
i don’t like buttons after reading it
such a dirty word
dude u gonna get me a Christmas present for all that u have done to my people
me: are you jewden?
Leo: hahaha….poop hole…lol
Leo: yeah our family is half dummy
me: i kILL YOU ALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
Leo: thats why i can make the jew jokes
Leo: whos the hottest girl we both know?
Leo: unacceptable answer
theres tons of hot chicks
me: im sorry im no fun today
i got slammed with a to-do list today
and i’m going to a hardcore show by myself tonight
thats how gay i am
you are pushing it mister
next time i see you, i’m gonna get you blacked out drunk and somehow get you to slam your dick and balls in a car door
then lock the doors and start driving
Leo: what could i post on ur wall that would piss u off
me: you could piss me off in a lot of ways
i tell you everything
you could pretty much divulge all my personal info, and i would hate you
and probably hurt you somehow
Leo: yeah i would never
i would never betray our trust
Leo: can i tell people u wanna have sex with nazi babies?
me: that would be false
i kill them
Leo: and then fuckem!….ewwwww dude ur sick!!!
me: FACE PALM!
Leo: what is a
me: grab someone or something by the face
Leo: not a good explination
me: its simple
Leo: ur simple bitch
me: im very complex actually
Leo: yeah like a bitch, bitch!
Leo: dude u cross the line way to often bro
me: you suck nathans weiners
Leo: i do like hot dogs nice try
u like to lick dog penis and then stick fire ants in butt while a horse poops on u and give a hand job to a sheep!
uze ones nastys fuckin bitch duder!
me: that is crazy shit you just said there
Leo: yea im good at that
me: yes you are
pirate code bitch
Leo: u cant break the bro code
me: pirate code mf
Leo: what was that skit on saturday nite live
a nite at the ashbury
me: bro dix
pirate code bitch!
Leo: hahaha…im gunna do the close talker
me: she wont like that
Leo: get like right in her face everytimre i talk….like im gunna kiss her but not…lmao
u wanna make a bet i cant kiss h?e
i can kiss her?
Leo: how much son?
me: this is all based on the grounds that i even bring you around her
your close talked thing made me laught though
Leo: ohfuck thAT
dont b a punk
all in good fun
dont b a bitch son
me: dont be a weirdo and you might get to hang out with some hot chicks
Leo: i swear i talk like dr seuss sometimes!
thats my apeal son
u wish u had this swag b!
i am metrosexual/gay
i have my own swahger
Leo: so u r g!a
me: glamorous bithc
well manicured butt
Leo: u prolly put on make up when u get home from work and bedazzle stuff
me: i bedazzle my ballfro
braids and such
Leo: sound bout right
me: realllllllly long ball fro
animals live in there
a few birds and squirrels
maybe a homeless guy or two
me: i can’t work anymore
i hate being alive
me: balls=you sucking em
im still laughing inside about the idea of you getting your dick somehow caught in the car door and me driving awway!!!!
im crying right now!
Leo: im laughing at meeting this girl and gettting right in her face until she backs into a wall or falls down!…lol
me: haha, yeah she will be liike…. who is that guy?
what is his deal
i’ll just tell her youre retarded and i watch you on the weekends